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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

greg-you-are-in-so-much-trouble:

nowyoukno:

pyralsnout:

movie:

Actress Olivia Hussey wasn’t allowed to attend the premiere of Zeffirelli’s "Romeo and Juliet" because she was under 18 at the time, and the movie contained a nude scene. The nude scene in question was of herself. For more movie facts and trivia follow movie

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Yup. She was 15 at the time and the director had to get special permission to film her nude. Though the nude actress was herself, she still couldn’t go to the premiere.

we watched this movie in school hahaha

we tried to watch this movie in school. But everyone got too excited over the fact Romeo looked like Zac Efron. So we stopped.

“I want you to picture Professor Snape in your grandmother’s clothes”

#remus what are you doing #this is a school for children #don’t think we don’t see what’s going on here #don’t think we don’t see the old school vendetta #james and sirius and peter there is spirit #little voices at the back of your head whispering #’go on moony. tell him to put snivellus in an old lady hat. go on go on!’ #sirius doing that supposedly seductive little pouty face at the back your mind#james rolling his eyes at it and aiming a half-hearted kick at sirius’ shin #peter following suit because he’d pretty much follow james’ suit anywhere #resulting in an all out scuffle of the imaginary boys in your head #and for a split second you think about ignoring it all #being responsible #saying something professorly #but you’re at hogwarts #and the boys in your head are still punching and flailing like they always did #and you’re not quite sure you’re ready to let that go just yet #so you tell the boy - frank’s kid - to put snape in a dress #and just for a second the boys in your brain stop fighting and look up to smile at you #and then of course sirius elbows peter in the chest in a totally underhanded and patently black move #and everyone is back to kicking the crap out of each other #and swearing #and cursing #and laughing like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do #and really it was wasn’t it

(Source: ohremus)

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

(Source: cutevictim)

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

babyimjaded:

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stasiascrolls:

ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar. 

but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?

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